1. "You're reading those books again? Do you read anything else?"
Yes, But These Books Are Like My Comfort Food, So Back Off!
2. "You're going to be a Harry Potter character for Halloween again?"
'M Sorry, Are You Asking Because You Will Be Intimidated By My Awesomeness?
3. "You know if you spent as much time studying for school as you did fake spells, you would have all As."
When Snape, Professor McGonagall, And Dumbledore Start Working At My School Then I Will!
4. "Your Tumblr page looks more like a fan page. You should reblog some different stuff."
*Start Reblogging Even More Harry Potter Gifs...And They Are All Angry*
5. "Twilight is just as good, if not better."
How could you even put those words in that order? Excuse us while we start the 3rd Wizarding World War.
6. "Aren't you getting too old for Harry Potter?"
NEVER! I Will NEVER Be Too Old!
7. "Why do you love Draco so much? You know he's kind of the villain right?"
Have you seen Tom Felton? Like truly seen him?
8. "Fan fiction is weird. I don't see how you spend so much time reading it."
I'm sorry you never experienced loving something so much that you can't let it go.
9. "Your wishlist has too much Harry Potter stuff on it. Are you sure you don't want anything else?"
I'm sure. Nothing will make me happier. No need to ask me again!
10. "Harry Potter isn't real literature."
Oh, a literature snob! Please tell me about your authority over deciding what qualifies as "real literature."
As a fan, what are you tired of hearing?
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